However, i personally think that the Aussies are not the only one involved. In the CPM Vijayan - Lavlin case, it has been been implied that CIA is behind the framing of Vijayan as US imperialists want to destroy one of the last bastions of communism! Amazing vision , for if the comrades had not told me such, i would never have been able to find the connection between Vijayan and CIA.
Coming back to the topic, i see a CIA hand in the Indian bashing in down under (down under as in Aussie land and not that down under). The evil imperialists dont want us to progress. Since Slumdog millionaire won the Oscar, they have been trying to get back us. The question was how and where.
They could not beat us in sports! They do not play cricket well, and we do not play anyother game well. So if we lose, there wont be any humiliation for us. Who would ever watch a US-India basketball match? Even if Ekta Kapoor produces such a "Klassic" match, do you think the Indian ladies will watch it? Even if India loses the match 110-0, there wont be headlines in TOI, No crowd will go and destroy the players homes, nor will there be demands for removal of captain (one reason maybe we dont even know the name of the captain of the Indian Basketball team).But what about cricket. US had three staunch allies in Australia Pakistan and England. But of late, India, due to its emerging economic status, have been walloping them left right and center, in the cricket field. In a nutshell, CIA realised that it cannot hurt us in sporting arena.
Economically too, Western powers were shit scared of India. They tried to put us down but saying 80% of our population was below poverty line. But this hitting down under (this time body part) did not affect us. To counter this, we produced Bollywood movies, where we showed Indians as rich dudes, who fly around in choppers. Also we showed that all whites were in awe of the cool desi dude! They even danced in our songs. So economically too, we downplayed them.
Frustrated, the CIA decided that it would hit us where it will hurt us most - down under (this time i mean the body part as well as Aussie). As a part of the global conspiracy, they started to attack the future of India. Their diabolical plan was to hit at every indian, when they expected the backlash and reaction to be the least - ie when IPL and T20 world cup is on. They decided that they would finish of this operation quickly and then move to their next india destabilising excercise - making CPM and Vijayan look corrupt in the Lavlin case.
Unfortunately, the CIA miscalculated the power of Indian Media! The mighty alliance TOI, Hindu, DNA and Hindustan Times was formed to counter the greatest threat to Indian culture since Danny Boyle produced Slumdog millionaire. If one indian was taunted and attacked in a mall, they ensured it got the front page headline. Obiously this was more important than 12 cops getting killed by Maoist or Deeepika Padukone getting kissed by whats-his-name Kapoor or the ongoing protests in Kashmir. The later are all domestic problems and dont involve a global conspiracy. Clearly unnerved, the CIA bosses packed their bags and made way to the sandy beaches of Kovalam.
Also, the aussies got s*** scared. Realising that they will be screwed by India in the T20 finals, they ensured that they crashed out in the early stages.
